You wont be the target audience, no offence.
Are you calling me an old git? Shocking.
A mobile phone that does it all makes sense. It's functional and fashionable and they're constantly evolving with ever more tricks.
A washing machine just sits there and washes stuff. I'm sure the iWash would attract a few psycho die hards but it's solving a problem that doesn't really exist and introducing potential problems that really don't need to exist.
If the future leaves me behind with my ancient utensils, then so be it.

I wouldn't dare
But this kind of kit will just get put in every device in the coming years. Not seeing the point because what you have now works fine right now is missing the point.
How difficult would it be to create a fridge and cupboard inventory system and link it to your internet shopping via your phone agent. Perhaps your washing machine links to the system. Perhaps your car connects. We cannot see the use cases but technology will become ubiquitous in spite of us.