Quote from: ShapeShift.io on April 01, 2015, 02:11:52 PM

ShapeShift.io Integrates Winklecoin into Instant Altcoin Exchange
Site is now the fastest way to buy or sell the powerful Winklevii-developed altcoin

SWITZERLAND, April 1, 2015 - ShapeShift.io has integrated Winklecoin (WNK), into its instant exchange platform. Customers anywhere in the world can now buy or sell WNK instantly with Bitcoin or over two dozen other leading cryptocurrencies with ShapeShift.io.

Winklecoin, masterminded by Olympic rowers and internet entrepreneurs Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, is now available for exchange in increments of two.

We were very excited to integrate Winklecoin because I appreciate the innovation of only being able to purchase or transfer the coin in multiples of two, said ShapeShift CEO and Founder Erik Voorhees, This feature doubles the market price of every Winklecoin because economics.

Winklecoin quickly reached 7.1 million WNK volume within the first month of release, far surpassing rival coin Zuckerbucks (ZKB), causing the ZKB failure and removal from all available exchanges. WNK utilizes a mining process powered by international rowing teams, using an innovative "proof of crew" system.

Winklecoin encapsulates the tall, handsome essence of the Winklevii brothers themselves, swooned ShapeShift Director of Marketing, Emily. In my personal opinion, Bitcoin doesnt stand a chance against it. I take all my salary now in Winklecoin.

Interested websites can now also utilize the ShapeShift API to instantly accept payment in WNK, whereupon it will be instantly converted to Bitcoin, or any other digital asset in which they prefer to hold value.

About ShapeShift:

ShapeShift is a new piece of infrastructure in Bitcoinland. It is how digital currency exchange should work. From start to finish you can change digital currencies in seconds, with no account required. No emails or passwords. No lengthy signup process. No accounts. No bid and ask orders. No friction. ShapeShift's goal is to be the fastest, safest, and most convenient way to swap digital currencies. See more at: https://shapeshift.io/

About Winklecoin:

Developed with cryptocurrenty world-domination in mind, Winklecoin (WKN) has become the preferred altcoin for various social media networks, the International Olympic Committee, US Rowing Club and the Harvard University Book and Gift Store. To learn more about Winklecoin, visit winklecoin.org.

Real fucking funny there shapeshift. Get people to send you actual money for two stupid ass pictures. Nice April Fools joke on people who believe in your service. Go fuck yourself and I hope you lose all the customers you have earned. Way to scam your users. WOW. I thought we had enough of this bullshit with paycoin. See you in New york fuck sticks.