Quote from: twatfairy on April 08, 2015, 03:25:19 AM

PHALANX COIN IS SCAM PUMP AND DUMP COIN THAT HAS BEEN PRE-MINED. IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUD YOU ARE FUCKING DELUDE. Go look at over 150 other failed p&d to find the same inconsistency in the ANN page. Lets analyze this coin piece by piece from the ANN posting.

SCAM DEV please post a graph of coins in circulation from genesis block for everyone to see you scamming POS.

NEXT, AS THE DEVS PASS THE METH PIPE THEY SIT ON THE KEYBOARD AND THE FOLLOWING TEXT APPEARS IN THE ANN:
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"With, Phalanx , mine multiple coins, sell or swap your mining power for other mining resources or crypto-currency (done on PXL p2p network), buy/sell your coins on "established" exchanges, or rent rigs from PXL to mine whatever you like. For additional information, future development and features please refer to our roadmap below."

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL. Swap your mining power for other mining resources? What PXL p2p network? RENT RIGS FROM PXL? DEVS ARE BROKE AND PASSING THE METH PIPE WHERE THE FLIPPING FUCK WILL THEY GET RIGS FROM?

ONLY MINING EQUIPMENT THEY HAVE ACCESS TO IS THEIR MICROWAVE WHICH THEY USE TO ACQUIRE THEIR DAILY CRACK ROCK SUPPLY.

next we move on: "1. The Hash Center The Hash Center will be a platform where miners with massive mining capability could easily configure their mining rig settings to be able to divide their total hashing power to mine multiple coins of their inputted algorithms." A PLATFORM FOR PEOPLE TO CONFIGURE THEIR SPACE RIGS TO MINE "MULTIPLE COINS OF THEIR INPUTTED ALGORITHMS"? WHAT THE FUCK IS "MULTIPLE COINS OF THEIR INPUTTED ALGORITHMS"?

Why don't we start off with:

#1. The PXL devs will use proceeds from pre-mine sales to buy anal lubrication and butt plugs.

MOVING ON. *DEVS SPRINKLE SOME KETAMINE AND DRIED INFANT STOOL IN THEIR METH PIPES AND CONTINUE THEIR ANN*

"2. 2. Decentralized Marketplace
We will design a (decentralized) marketplace within the same client where rig owners could offer their mining capability for anothers mining capability
(for example someone could offer x amount of SHA256 TH/s mining power for x minutes for x amount of Scrypt GH/z). Additionally, users can use crypto coins of their choosing for the mining algorithm (and power) for x amount of whatever coin. In other words: a) Users will able to rent out their rig(s) for a set time for PXL or BTC in a decentralized fashion (only 2 parties: rig renter and rig owner)
b) Users can "swap" or trade PXL, BTC, or mining power to access other forms of miners with other users (for example, other coin algos such as Scrypt)"

WHAT DECENTRALIZED MARKETPLACE? WHERE IS THE GITHUB? WHERE IS THE ARCHITECTURE? YOU DUMBASS HOPIUM ADDICTS BELIEVE THAT THIS ANON INSTAMINING SCUM DEV WILL CREATE A NICE LITTLE DECENTRALIZED MARKETPLACE REVOLVING AROUND HASHING POWER FOR YOU?

ARE YOU LITTLE FUCKERS WAITING FOR THAT $20 XPY FLOOR TOO?

This is my favorite:

3. The Phalanx Lounge

OH THEY AREGOING TO MAKE A COOL ASS EXCLUSIVE CLUB FOR OUR FELLOW ELITE BAGHOLDERS AND I KNOW THIS WILL HAPPEN BECAUSE THIS COIN GOT ONTO CCEX at 800 SATS AND PEAKED AT 7k SATS AND WILL ONE DAY BECOME MORE VALUABLE THAN BITCOIN BECAUSE IT TARGETS REAL CONSUMER ADOPTION

"The Phalanx Lounge is a multifunctional concept. First it will allow you to oversee total balances on all crypto-currency wallets and be able to mine as well as store other coins within the same QT-client (please also see point 4 as an easy and on-the-go way of control). Additionally you will be able to trade them on any marketplace (next to the known ones in the western hemisphere we will exclusively support popular Chinese ones)."

MULTIFUNCTIONAL AS IN NOT ONLY WILL DEVS STEAL BAGHOLDERS MONEY BUT DEV WILL ALSO WASTE YOUR TIME. MULTIFUNCTIONALY RAPING YOUR DREAMS TO GET RICH TOMORROW YOU FUCKING CHILDREN.

"Additionally you will be able to trade them on any marketplace (next to the known ones in the western hemisphere we will exclusively support popular Chinese ones)" OH REALLY? I CAN TRADE MY ALTCOINS ON ANY EXCHANGE FROM BITTREX TO CRYPTSY USING YOUR MULTIFUCKTIONAL CLIENT? YOU'll GIVE EXCLUSIVE SUPPORT FOR THE POPULAR CHINESE ONES? WILL YOU HAVE 24/7 CALL CENTER SUPPORT AS WELL? Another pipe dream that will explode up your ass. DEV DOES NOT HAVE CAPABILITY TO CODE SUCH A WALLET AND INTEGRATE IT WITH MULTIPLE EXCHANGE APIs. DEV HAS NOT PROVED ANYTHING EXCEPT CAPABILITY TO MAKE UI EDITS WHICH ANY DUMBASS FUCKER FROM 12th GRADE COMPUTER SCIENCE CLASS CAN DO.

"The lounge will include chat functionality aiming to connect investors, daytraders and especially miners in a sense of an exclusive "Chinese whaleclub". While we target big hash farms with that concept to secure the PXL network/blockchain, all users are welcome: for that the access will be dependent on either the hash power contributed to the network or current PXL holdings. We plan to make the community vote for the necessary amount of PXL to get access every month after the Phalanx Lounge went live. In the case of extreme price volatility this time frame can be of course adjusted accordingly."

LOUNGE WILL HAVE SUPERIOR CHAT FUNCTIONALITY THAT WILL CONNECT YOU TO TOP 10 CHINESEBITCOIN WHALES AND THEY WILL DISCLOSE THEIR POSITIONING TO YOU AND WE WILL MAKE YOU RICH TOMORROW FOR FREEBECAUSE WE LOVE INNOVATION AND DEVELOPMENT.

"While we target big hash farms with that concept to secure the PXL network/blockchain, all users are welcome" DEV SMOKES MUCH HASH HIGH ASS FUCK TYPING ABSOLUTE TRASH.

MORE USED TOILET PAPER: "all users are welcome: for that the access will be dependent on either the hash power contributed to the network or current PXL holdings."

IF YOU HAVE LESS THAN 10000 PXL THEN YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SEE ULTRA SUPER SECRET WHALE CHATROOM AND YOU WONT GET RICH TOMORROW SO PLEASE BUY PXL AND ENTER ULTRA DISCREET SUPER CHATROOM WITH REAL SATOSHI NAKOMOTO AS MODERATOR.

"We plan to make the community vote for the necessary amount of PXL to get access every month after the Phalanx Lounge went live. In the case of extreme price volatility this time frame can be of course adjusted accordingly."
WE PLAN TO TAKE THE COMMUNITY'S RENT MONEY AND MAKE THEM RAGE IN COMING DAYS ON THIS SAME THREAD TEARING UP AND CURSUING THAT ALL ALT COINS ARE SCAM COINS.

TWAT FAIRY IS GETING TIRED NOW. MAYBE WE CONTINUE THISS LATER.

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. Are you buyers that fucking stupid? This coin is so full of shit that I had to make a throwaway account to take a dump on this abomination and keep any more newbies from getting their anal cavities probed.

Take some time and look at the top 50 alt coins - do you see any of these coins offerring anything as ridiculous and farfetched as the bullshit in this ANN? What the fuck is a whale chatroom for HNI PXL holders and a decentralized marketplace for mining? Fine some of you may disagree about the economic utility to the community of a decentralized marketplace for miners but the bottomline is where the fuck is the code or the prototype? A proper decentralized marketplace has many moving parts and is a big fucking promise that obviously is being treated as a quick way to earn a few bucks in this scenario. OPEN YOUR EYES YOU WILL BE THANKING ME IN LESS THAN 1 WEEK I PROMISE YOU THAT.

GOOD DAY - TWATFAIRY

Bravo! Very accurate. This user is correct, please listen to him. This isn't a joke.