Quote from: BADecker on April 22, 2015, 04:00:45 PM

Quote from: cryptodevil on April 22, 2015, 03:57:51 PM

Quote from: BADecker on April 22, 2015, 03:50:30 PM

Hi Fluffer. Your Overblow isn't going to protect you from the reality of death. Come join us in the New Universe God is preparing for all who love Him.

Nah, I prefer the New Universe that a god I just imagined is creating for me and any other cool person who knows that your god is a cruel merciless narcissistic egomaniacal bastard.

Thanks for playing though.

Even if you believe that God is cruel, consider all the various ways that you enjoy life. He has allowed you these joys in life. He is God. Get on his side, in favor of Him, because think of how painful He can make it if you fight against Him.

Why would anyone follow some deity that was as sadistic as this one you are hawking to us? Hell, with "his" supposed track record, I'd rather side with that Lucifer guy... 2015 and people still buy-into this crap, it amazes me.