Moral of story: Police will catch you speeding, but when someone steals your bike/car/house/wife/bitcoins, they aint gonna do shit. I think.
Finding your bike doesn't get them revenue.
Exactly, unfortunately. Contrariwise, if I have to go buy a new bike, I pay taxes which eventually, a tiny bit, get funneled to them.
So what EVERY cop should do to get raises, it FUCK everyone's stuff up, AND charge them for every tiny law infraction possible. Also, steal people's bikes/cars/houses/wives/bitcoins.