Fuck the Police.
Drink some chocolate milk, tell story on bitcointalk.org, go back to work.
I am a fucking dumbass boss.
Moral of story: Police will catch you speeding, but when someone steals your bike/car/house/wife/bitcoins, they aint gonna do shit. I think.
So you are mad at the police for doing their job? Wasn't it you who were in the wrong here? How about not speeding thus freeing up resources for the police to go look for your "bike/car/house/wife/bitcoins" instead?
I too have been nicked for speeding but I didn't have to whine about it. You did wrong. Deal with it. Do right next time.