Same reason you always get banned, ban evasion and trolling.

You're mistaken.
How about some evidence?

I have painstakingly collected all the evidence and hidden it in various portions of the following video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6DmHGYy_xk

Stop being coy and say it in words. Not following any off-site links from you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ#t=43s

Here's a more specific link that should help you.