No one seems to want the story.
EDIT: I think reporters dislike being trolled by people like me
Isn't that right Mike
Muhahahahahahahaha!
Only because I blame you for the Homerun statement and making me spit soda all over my MacBook

HomeRun Garzoff, CEO of Dummies Unemployed at Home (DUH)
You see this wikipedia article lately?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantor_Fitzgerald Stuart Fraser, the Vice Charman of Cantor Fitzgerald, was a partial owner of the company GAW Miners.[19] In September, 2014, the company raised approximately $48,000 by selling a special edition of their Hashlet product (Remember Hashlets) that was to have all income donated to the 9/11 Memorial Fund.[20] Only $10,000 was donated to America's 9/11 Foundation, with the rest being given to unnamed charities.[21][22]
Looks to be written in Gawtard. Caused by hanging around Gazebo for too long.
19 Casey, Michael J. (Nov 25, 2014). "BitBeat: GAW Miners to Launch Bitcoin Challenger, Paycoin". Retrieved 2015-04-27.
20 500 Remember Hashlets". Hashtalk.org.
21 GAW Miners CEO Admits to Charity Fraud". Retrieved 2015-04-27.
22 Hashtalk Remember Hashlets?". hashtalk.org. Retrieved 2015-04-27.