Sigh. I wish Ayn Rand was around to see Bitcoin.

She'd be applauding pirate's ingenuity.

Wait a minute...what if Satoshi = Pirate = Zombie Ayn Rand.... Huh

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Julian Assange is Pirate.
He ran to Ecuador to escape all the enraged nerds who lost their bitcoins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFV5hI0vqPs
This is him celebrating.