LOL yeah, that's pretty good. What you should tell people to get them off your back is that you're a gambler. You're just hedging your bets. If you're right you go to heaven, wear a white robe and sing old John Denver songs for all eternity and I go to hell and have a fiery poker shoved up my corn crack for all eternity. If I'm right we both just get buried and turn to dirt. No matter what, you win.
What is it and people scrabbling for Pascal's Wager these days? Some dingus in the 'why do atheists hate religion' tried to cite it and when I pointed out that it had already been debunked by way of it being made very clear in multiple 'Holy' texts that worshiping the wrong god was the single most wicked act a human being could do and, therefore, the only logical response is to not worship any of them, he then tried to claim that because Pascal's Wager employs a god who cares about being worshiped then the only rule was that *any* god had to be worshiped to please him!
Fallacy much?
Here is one of the most profound, intelligent, and logical responses to pascals wager that I have ever heard.