Quote from: Buttknuckle on June 18, 2015, 02:45:37 AM

OK guys, this is obviously an anagram. If you exclude some of the unnecessary letters in the message you get "The perplexing wok awoke truth" Clearly this is a reference to clams (CLAM) because the way you mine them is rather perplexing, and when you find them it is as if the truth has awakened.

But if you use all of the letters things become interesting:

I AM VODUNS NIPPY LUV STRANGER. WE ARE ONE TIT.

OXO

WHITEY B GOATEE

VOTE KOOK HE KEEN hh

This may seem like nonsense at first, but if you consider that a vodun is a spirit, it refers to Satoshi's ethereal nature in the bitcoin community. But if you look further in the message it is also clear that he is referring to VOD, the legendary boob licker. Nippy is Satoshi's pet name, given to him by VOD. He is a love stranger for the same reason that he is a vodun: no one knows who the heck he is. "We are one tit" reveals both that they are deeply involved, perhaps even married. OXO is a just a greeting and doesn't mean much besides hugs and kisses. But here is the shocking part: he reveals his name as Whitey B!!! Goatee is clearly another pet name so it can be momentarily disregarded. So who is Whitey B? None other than Whitey Bulger!!!

And finally he leaves us with a message for the future: vote for Donald Trump because he is "keen". Obviously it is Trump because he is the kookiest candidate. I have no idea what the hh is for, but I bet it is mysterious.

There! Now we know who Satoshi is! The mystery is finally solved, along with a community member (VOD) that has direct access to him!

So VOD how is Satoshi doing these days?

what!? how did u even come up with this? lol