Imagine making a fork and spawn 11 mil now bitcoins and give them to the Greeks. Think about how it would affect the value of you and mine bitcoin, basically will you half your savings... bad idea, community will riot and abandon bitcoin for a alternative coins (its not like there is no alternative there is like 11 milion different altcoins by now).

Next problem: How the hell will you distribute em? It would be so easy for someone to steal a huge chunck in the distribution process. One of the proberties with bitcoin that no other type of money have is that once you have stolen some coins, if proberly secuired then will the bitcoin be UNRETRIVABLE for the rightful owner, even if police get you, they neet to touture you to get the password... (tourture is still illigal unless it is done on none-western people).