You mean to say steers and queers? Without the rhyme, the saying kinda sucks.
Texas is really a shit hole. Not sure how Homero can deal with it being used to the northeast .... Nothing but shitty BBQ & strip joints EVERYWHERE... Plus 100 degrees + lol...
I've lived in Houston for a couple years, so I don't concur with your assessment. I've never frequented any strip joints, but have enjoyed a many BBQ at various venues, one named The Whiskey Barrel on the far west side owned by a dude who made his millions in the textile industry. It was a fast food joint served on non-disposable plates by a non-tipped staff, albeit tipping was allowed. The only time I had a poor meal there was when a new staff member cut the brisket with the grain oppose to against it. After fighting the first bite, the meal was promptly replaced. I couldn't tell enough folks about this amazing place.