Quote from: XPYtiliDIE on July 28, 2015, 01:32:29 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen, (mostly gentlemen)

I come to you with a vision of ECONOMIC WEALTH! A vision of FORGIVENESS! and a Vision of JOSH!

As you all know, Josh is a very religious person and his exile and subsequent return has been foretold many times in the Holy Book of Hashtalk. Unfortunately, when times were good there was little need to ponder these scriptures; and once Josh was exiled no one wanted to study his vision of the future. This was a mistake.

What Josh never told anyone, except for a select few, was that he was born to forgive our economic sins. You see, he knows we've been living in economic sin ever since Adam gave Eve that first apple for sex. Josh, great Prophet that he is, saw how destitute we are without Paycoin and offered us a way out of our ignorance. Only through Josh and Paycoin can mankind cleanse itself of economic sin. For this reason Josh's disappearance may have seemed like a letdown and failure at the time, but IT WAS ALL A TEST OF FAITH!!! Why, because Josh's return is imminent and THE RETURN OF JOSH WILL USHER IN THE PAYCOIN RAPTURE!!!

That's right! Upon his return, the faithful will be Raptured and join Josh in Heavenly Coinstand, where every paycoin is worth $20 and every item is always available free of shipping and handling charges. Every purchased item will even include a thank you note from Homero Garza! Sweet! However, ONLY THE TRULY FAITHFUL WILL HAVE THEIR NAME ETCHED INTO THE BOOK OF COINSTAND!!! FUDders, Trolls, and worst of all, former disciples who turned on Josh in his moment of need will be left behind in what will become a dirty, dirty, Paycoinless world still living in economic sin.

As an additional bonus, everyone who joins the Rapture will get a special RAPTURE button on their profile at BitcoinTalk.org so everyone will know YOU are in Coinstand Heaven!

So there you have it: help usher in the return of Josh and fulfill the Hashtalk Scripture of a Paycoin Rapture in Coinstand Heaven!!! Or do nothing and live in economic sin. The choice is yours...

hey listen dude. a thousand pages back in the paycoin/homero hate thread your post might have been funny. but now? well sorry man ,hate
to bust yer balls but seriously youre just beating a dead horse. its all been said , done got the teeshirt etc etc . A for effort though....