Quote from: Pi on September 21, 2012, 11:09:18 PM

Hi my name is Pi, I haven't been a member for very long and you have no reason to trust me. I am just a random screen name. I got into bitcoins last June.
I like to gamble. Truth. I want a 3 btc loan to play satoshi dice with. I enjoy the game. I would like to play tonight.
  I also like poker a lot. I am qualified for the 20btc free roll this Sunday at onevillainpoker.com.
I have 60 bucks cash sitting on the table in front of me. I am lazy I do not feel like going to money gram right now. Plus there is a $4 bitinstant fee.

   So instead of paying bitinstant(which I might have to if I lose) I ask you to loan me 3 btc and I will pay 3.3 btc back. If I do well tonight I will send payment after I've made a little bank roll. If I lose(probably) then i can pay you with any poker winnings I may win on Sunday. If I do not win Sunday then I'll go to Walmart and money gram some coins. I'm being honest.., my other loan request were ignored so I'll put it all out there.
   So that's it. Please do not troll. Pm me if will give me a chance.

   It's coooold in this forum. Peace. And thank you for considering loaning a small amount so that I may experience joy and good times.
   Pi

I'll lend you it on one condition. I want photo ID, and a video of you making love to a chicken or pig uploaded to youtube so I can laugh at you even more you nob.