You only get 10%. Sorry.

I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid

You get flattery.

I put in a TARDIS

You get an item completely unrelated to a TARDIS cause idk what that is.

I put in a TARDIS.

You get teleported back to the 1600's in england and are burned for being a witch.

I put in Doctor Who

You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob Sad