In all seriousness though, Ixcoin is lacking the fundamental services needed to compete against Bitcoin.
To my knowledge there is still no mobile wallet, absolutely essential for purchases.
SMS transactions "coming soon" has had no public development.
There's no Mac wallet which is necessary for mainstream adoption aka propagandizing.
The premine is also an issue. The supposed bounties never really materialized... neither did the services.
What happened with the alleged 20mb test-net?
Half the premine was paid out to bounties so Thomas kept his word. And they were very generous bounties.
Regarding the 20mb live stress test. I last spoke with Gavin and Peter Todd about 6-8 weeks ago and it was the understanding that they would get us the software package for the test and then we would do the stress test. They never delivered that software and they didn't give any reasoning for it either. They seemed very excited with the idea of iXCoin being the test mule so I'm not sure why they didn't follow through.
I agree about all the needed services but until our partners decide to be more active not much will happen. That's why I think we should at least do what we can as a community and taking care of the premine issue is something we can tackle.