1) You are on Bitcointalk.
2) You're too literate.
3) You try to make it blatantly obvious that you are one and practically shove your claim down the other users' throats.
4) Your lies aren't well-constructed enough.
You're setting the bar for literacy pretty damned low if you consider Jackie "too literate". Not to mention being a misogynistic asshole by implying that women are less literate than men.