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Hi, just found this website, please read my story and forgive for my language because I'm 14 years old.

I don't know about these currencies, btc and xpy much but I have been with my father when he invested around 400,000$ last year in paycoin
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Fascinating. So last weekend, I got a call from Elvis to go up to Hugh Hefner's 151st Birthday Party at the Hilton Bunny Club on the Dark Side of the Moon with him. He said there would be a lot of leg there for like 1000% sure. I was like "Awe dude, I almost forgot about that, right on, see ya in a bit , Bro", and Elvis shows up about an hour later in that old pink '59 Caddy that crazy bastard still drives, staggers halfway up the front sidewalk, eels over and pukes up what appeared to be a Peanut Butter, Bacon, & Banana sandwich dissolved in a fifth of Jack all over my oleanders, looks at me and says "Thank ya, Thank ya very much". Same old Elvis. The guy is a friggen trainwreck, smashed like that at 10 o'clock in the morning. After I hosed down the area and backed that POS '59 out onto the street and hosed the tranny fluid off of my brick driveway, I managed to get the fat drunken SOB in the Caddy and off we go!

This is straight up FUD. Elvis stopped eating peanut butter in the 80's. Roll Eyes

I was a bit queasy from partying at Jim Morrison's the night before, so trust me, I was not about to get too close to his blargh pile lest there be another one (mine) right next to it. The adventure really got going about 5 minutes into the flight (I "suspect" that Elvis just wanted me to drive- and that is one long ass haul up there) I hear this thumping sound coming from the back seat. After about 30 seconds it starts tapping out tunes, and I look over at Elvis and yell "Alright, who's in the effing trunk?" and the crazyass just busts out giggling uncontrollably like a freak. I knew this was going to be an epic party at that point. I searched under the seat and sure enough, found a recently cracked pint of Jim Beam, which suddenly tasted good.

It totally happened just like that. I am so super cereal about this!

And of course, he said he had to take the spare out to fit Marylin Monroe in the trunk to sneak her out of DiMaggio's place.So , I pull over and let Marylin out and start cruising along and "POP" , I hit an old Harley kickstand that had fallen off of Dennis Hopper's chopper. There we were- Paycoined, halfway to the Moon with no spare!

Oh I remember that party, Micheal Moore was there filming the entire thing for the documentary titled "Fahrenheit XPY". Elvis was wasted at that point and turned to Mike in a moment of clarity and said "Blueee suadeee Mikey', dem' government guys ain't gonna do shit" then proceeded to throw up all over the camera, ruining all footage of the event. Mike went on to make some other movie, I forget what it was called but I heard it was somewhat successful.