"Do you think I shoved enough Old Spice up this bird's ass?"

Did The bird enjoy or object?

Why not both?

Does that remind you of the time a girl you once dated screamed, "Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop! Don't stop! DON'T STOP!"?

Does that remind you of the time when you were born and cried? Grin

arent we born wet and hungry and then everything else get worse ever since ?

Am I the only one who still enjoys getting breast fed every now and then, not to mention eating my way back to the womb - virtually any womb?

how do you eating your way to the womb ?

btw do you know breatfeed reduce stress ?