Can anyone give me advice - on if it's even worth the chance mining a certain coin with this crappy sha256 miner?
Anything REALLY super cheap I could buy so I'm not so pathetic?!
Honestly just solo mine with it. There is a chance you could hit a block, small but why not? Don't buy a miner, it is a zero sum game. Buy some bitcoins instead. Or a hooker. Or two.