Quote from: strayanbit on December 29, 2015, 10:50:03 PM

Thank you for casting a very 4K eye over all that dusty literature to bring us the truth BADecker. My cat has indicated to me that he, along with the other cats, wish to rename you hereforth as BADecker "the Enlightened One". Due to your excellent research into the truth.
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Miaaaaaaaao miao miao miaaao miao!

tranlated from Miao>English "We clean this poor human BADecker with our collective tongue, let him wash away his sins in the saliva of cat. He shall be now known as BADecker the enlightened one.

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Yep. And it's all because the majority of the Anunnaki died out about 4,000 years ago. And they died out because their DNA isn't strong enough to survive against that of the cat people.

But their leader didn't die until he was killed around 2,000 years ago. But his DNA is so tough that he is going to come back to life again, very shortly... if he isn't stirring already.

The thing that is interesting about all this is that the remnants of doge among us have caused us to believe that the earth is billions of years old, when it is only a bit over 6,000. And when the Anunnaki leader comes to life all the way, he will convince the people to throw down their governments, he will crash the banking system, and he will prepare us all for war to fight against the Guy Who killed him the first time... Who is returning to earth for just that purpose... following His flight outside the dome that hangs over this whole flat universe

With a little help from my cat I have edited your research into what shall be hereby known as the gospel of BADecker, the enlightened one.

The Gospel of BADecker, the Enlightened One (miao be his name).

1. Many sleeps ago, in the time of miao there lived a rabid mob of diseased mongrels called the Anunnaki. But their miao was not vital enough to even fool a child into feeding them whiskas, so they perished 4000 miao-miaos ago. 2. Their leader, who was like the Anunnaki, a HISSSSSSSSSSS (dog), was actually half-goat, half-dog, so it was said to be much smarter. 3. He was killed by the great heroes of miao. 4. His miao is tough like a cow's knee joints, so he undoubtedly he is scheduled to be resurrected. 5. They say that if you put a physical DOGE coin to your ear you can hear the tortured miao's and screeches of Felis that he has sucked into his "coin".
2.1.... and when the Anunnaki's leader (he who shall not be named) returns, he shall deceive the whole world. He shall turn cat against cat, human against cat, crash the leocoin, crash the bitcoin, crash pre-paid visa game point select reserve customer satisfaction guarantee cards. 2.2. Then he shall fly off in sputnik3 and out of our flat universe.

Oh no. Thank you. That's approximately all I was waiting for confirmation of from you.

I know, I know. You forgot about the pigs. After all, here I am, doing one of the things that Jesus suggested I not do. I am casting my pearls before the swine.

Well, go on and rut around in your sewage filled mud. Enjoy for the short time that God gives you on this earth - probably less than 100 years. But know that for the rutting around in the mud in this life, God will allow you to receive the mud of everlasting death that you are requesting.