Usagi: "I am not a scammer"
The rest of us: "But an Unethical Scummyfuck tag does not exist so this will have to do"
w/e, Usagi is another version of Dank - the trolls will consistently bomb the threads for us

Hilarity will ensue.
Long live those trolls.
You lied in order to break a contract you signed with me and then you were an asshole about it on the forums. Actually, you yourself pretty much deserve a scammer tag for what you did.
This is about you not him. So you agree that breaking a contract and being an asshole deserves a scammer tag? Great, then we can save ourselves time and get you that scammer tag right now! Actually, the fact that you have a VIP tag is a disgrace for this forum. I mean, some people don't know that you just bought it. It is not that you did anything to deserve to be labelled as a Very Impotant Person.