Question: Why is your pretend COLD WALLET connected to a live network, thus negating the term COLD WALLET?
Prosecutor: Paul Vernon, please explain how a cold wallet is secure.
PV: Sure. Coins are put in a safe then locked, and the key is tossed into a live volcano.
Prosecutor: So, how were Cryptsy's coins stolen?
Fucking volcanos... I knew we couldn't trust them, what with all the smoke screens and spewing lava bullshit.
Simultaneously, the planted charges erupted. Atomic blasts ballooned from the craters of Loa, Vesuvius, Shasta, Washington, Fujiyama, Etna, and many, many others. Arching higher and higher, up and outwards, towering clouds mushroomed, shot through with flashes of flame, waste and fission. Great winds raced tumultuously across the face of Earth, spreading tales of destruction ...
L. Ron Hubbard, Revolt in the Stars