I was told to hold "onto" my balls... thought it'd be exciting. Didn't know that it'd be because they'd been repeatedly kicked, me, left writhing in pain. 
Holding onto ones balls requires some balls to begin with so already you don't qualify, but nice try anyways....
people keep repeating everything because literally nothing is happening lately. i think by the time that the block halving has been completed, there will be close to 200 threads about it. searching for an already existing thread costs time while creating a new thread is done in a few seconds.
We have to simply wait until the resolution, but even then I wouldn't expect fireworks, if we do not have any extra developments.