Quote from: 420 on January 14, 2013, 06:06:28 PM

what monitor (lcd 24+ inches) turns off and on the fastest

tired of seeing the stupid loading screen, waiting to recover from sleep...

You must be really busy or just really good with time management where 2-3 seconds is unexceptable because that time can be spent elsewhere.

So in response I wanted to post a list of what you could do in 3 seconds, and the funny thing is im so lazy I actually just googled it. And because my lazyness knows no boundries I settle for " 17 things you can do in 30 seconds" Because there was nothingfor a list of things you can do in 3 seconds. And I didnt want to think about it but here you go with the list.

   Get an MA degree from the University of Tijuana.
   Sing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. At least half of it.
   Play hide and seek with an ADHD kid.
   Send an error report to Microsoft.
   Take a "30 seconds result" pregnancy test. Even if you are a man, actually, especially if you are a man, maybe the rocket won't be the most significant event of your day.
   Cook "Minute Rice." (Warning: it will only be half cooked)
   Watch the all-time highlights of Israel's national soccer team. Twice.
   Quit smoking. Twice.
   Hug the fattest guy around. Sharing is caring - especially if it's rocket shrapnel.
   Go to the window and shout, "I'm sorry I didn't spend more time at the office". It's always nice to refute a cliché before you die.
   Watch 1/120 of CBS's "60 minutes."
   Swim 7 laps in an Olympic pool (only if you are Michael Phelps)
   Change your profile picture on Facebook and then change it back.
   Write a nasty comment about someone's piece on the Huffington Post without really reading the article.
   Watch the most watched clip on "YouTube." (Only if you want to spend your last moments watching an angry squirrel turn his head)
   Learn all the names of the moderate non-violent ministers in the Hamas government by heart - and you'll still have 29 seconds left.
   Get in a big black plastic bag. It won't save your life but it'll make the work of the evacuation team much easier. It's to die considerate.