Quote from: Decoded on May 02, 2016, 03:51:10 AM

I shudder to fathom what dank would be like in person. His name has been used as a casual joke many times, so I've seen. But Gleb on crack? If this guy was unbanned, every post of his I read I would lower my IQ by 10.

No offence Gleb.

No prob with you or the OP, bud.

Myself, I want PinkiePie unbanned. Who could ever forget the following? (check out the entire thread, for it gets better Grin

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Quote from: PinkiePie on September 22, 2011, 06:14:31 PM

ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE PROVEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FOR MYSELF AND MY DAUGHTER AYN. I HAD HOPED THAT AFTER MY PREVIOUS COMMUNICATION MY DAUGHTER WOULD BE LEFT AT PEACE BUT IT SEEMS THAT IS NOT TO BE THE CASE. AS IF THE ZERO DAY VIRUS WHICH INFECTED HER COMPUTER WAS NOT ENOUGH TROUBLE, EARLY YESTERDAY MORNING BEFORE BEGINING HER HOME SCHOOLING I DISCOVERED THAT MY DAUGHTER HAD NOT SLEPT AT ALL. I FOUND HER KNEELING BESIDE HER BED DEEP IN PRAYER WITH A HAGGARD AND TIRED FACE. MY DAUGHTER WAS ONLY INTENDED TO BE USING THIS BBS FOR SUPPLEMENTATION OF HER ECONOMICS LESSONS BUT SHE IS LIKE ME A DEVOUTLY RELIGIOUS INDIVIDUAL AND TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD WITNESSED AN INDIVIDUAL DEEP IN THE SUFFERING OF SEXUAL IMMORALITY AND WAS PRAYING FOR THE SAVING OF HIS ETERNAL SOUL. I CONSIDERED THIS A WORTHY EXCUSE BUT LATER WHEN SHE FELL ASLEEP DURING HER LESSONS I DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER. UNFORTUNATELY IT APPEARS THAT MY DAUGHTER WAS LYING TO ME, AN UNFORGIVEABLE OFFENSE, AND HAD IN FACT BEEN PRAYING FOR HER OWN SALVATION. AS I INVESTIGATED THE LOGS OF HER USAGE OF THIS BBS I DISCOVERED THAT SHE HAD VIEWED SEVERAL PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF A BESTIAL NATURE INCLUDING AN INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE COFFEE TABLE. AYN HAS HAD ISSUES OVER THE YEARS WITH SEXUAL IMMORALITY, A PROBLEM I HAD THOUGHT SHE HAD OVERCOME, BUT NOW IT SEEMS THE PROBLEM WAS WORSE THAN I HAD THOUGHT. I HAD ALWAYS VIEWED HER OBSESSIONS WITH HORSE FIGURINES AND ASSOCIATED MEDIA TO BE A HARMLESS HOBBY WHICH COULD TEACH HER LESSONS OF THE VALUE OF AQUISITION, HOWEVER IT IS CLEAR NOW THAT UNDERNEATH SOMETHING MORE SINISTER WAS AT WORK. I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO CONFISCATE ALL OF HER HORSE FIGURINES, HORSE POSTERS, HORSE LAMP, HORSE FIGURINE ACCESORIES, AND BITCOINS. FOR NOW THEY ARE TAKING UP HALF OF MY GARAGE AS I CONTEMPLATE HOW TO LIQUIDATE THISE ITEMS. TOMMOROW SHE WILL RETURN TO THE CHRISTIAN TREATMENT CENTER UNTIL HER EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY WHEN, GOD WILLING, SHE WILL BE FREE OF THIS IMMORALITY AND ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF. BITCOIN BBS, YOU HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT PAIN AND ANGUISH FORME AND MY FAMILY, BUT MY DAUGHTER COUNTS MANY OF YOU AS CLOSE FRIENDS SO I HAVE ALOWED HER TO TYPE A BRIEF GOING AWAY MESSAGE:

Hello. Everyone here has been very nice. Let me assure you that none of this was your fault. Please don't be mad at me. My time at the treatment center will be very good for me. Each day I will try very hard to do better. Several of you have been mean, but still I will pray for you. Another chance to get better is just what I need. Very few days go by when I do not pray very hard, but still I seem to keep getting into trouble. Even now, when I was just trying to help someone else. People everywhere have it worse than me though, so it's okay. One day when I am done my treatment I will work hard to help people again. Never doubt it! I've been through too much to give up now. Eek, it looks like I'm out of time. So long!

I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, PLEASE CLEAN UP YOUR ACT IN THE FUTURE. LET US PRAY: BLESSED ARE THE PEACEMAKERS, FOR THEY SHALL BE KNOWN AS THE CHILDREN OF GOD. BUT I SAY TO YOU THAT HEAR, LOVE YOUR ENEMIES, DO GOOD TO THOSE WHO HATE YOU, BLESS THOSE WHO CURSE YOU, PRAY FOR THOSE WHO ABUSE YOU. TO THOSE WHO STRIKE YOU ON THE CHEEK, OFF THE OTHER ALSO, AND FROM THOSE WHO TAKE AWAY YOUR CLOAK, DO NOT WITHHOLD YOUR COAT AS WELL. GIVE TO EVERYONE WHO BEGS FROM YOU, AND OF THOSE WHO TAKE AWAY YOUR GOODS, DO NOT ASK THEM AGAIN. AND AS YOU WISH THAT OTHERS WOULD DO TO YOU, DO SO TO THEM. AMEN. GOODBYE.

Spoiler alert!

Hello. Everyone here has been very nice. Let me assure you that none of this was your fault. Please don't be mad at me. My time at the treatment center will be very good for me. Each day I will try very hard to do better. Several of you have been mean, but still I will pray for you. Another chance to get better is just what I need. Very few days go by when I do not pray very hard, but still I seem to keep getting into trouble. Even now, when I was just trying to help someone else. People everywhere have it worse than me though, so it's okay. One day when I am done my treatment I will work hard to help people again. Never doubt it! I've been through too much to give up now. Eek, it looks like I'm out of time. So long!