Quote from: BuWICK on May 06, 2016, 06:44:30 AM

Quote from: Gleb Gamow on May 06, 2016, 06:34:07 AM

I give! What's an ingrate? Anybody?

Shouldn't have left school at 14 brah. You were in such a rush to throw on a pair of dirty overalls and tend the cows on your uncles farm, just like your father did. 15 years later, you sit down, open a book and realise that you only have but 12 fully developed brain cells and therefore these limited intellectual resources prevent you from associating any meanings with the words. So now each time your son turns to you and asks "daddy what does this say" a drop of piss trickles down your leg as you realise that you're only half of a man.

Is piss that yellow stuff or is that the man eggs stuff?