Burt, have you thought of moving to Somalia? No intrusive regulations, no civil forfeitures, guns are legal, everyone loves bitcoins and plenty of pirate treasure coves.
Your family would dig it.
This year my daughter's class has an assignment "decide where to reside" where the students were asked to research other places (states or countries) they might want to move to and then make a presentation on the place on why they picked the place, etc. She is taking this assignment very seriously.
Did she pick Somalia, land of the free? Or still thinking?
Previously they had an assignment to discuss an important issue and present it to the the class. Most of the other students picked things like "animal cruelty". My daughters presentation was more interesting and you can find a link to it (the first link in the first paragraph) on this page:
http://www.jmwagner.com/about.htmlErr, "Final 4th Grade Presentation on Civil forfeiture.mp4"? Look, I'm again civil forfeiture, it's a scary and often misused thing, but I also know forth graders. If Daddy got jailed for stealing from the collection plate, Jesus would be a berry berry bad man.
BTW, consider not begging for donations, that's a bit off-putting.