You're not talking about making 2% profit in 1 year, you're talking about 1000% in 2 months...
Yes 1000% is exactly what I need to make in 2 months, or else I am fucked.
I need $250,000 per year just to exist comfortably. That includes 1 year rent already paid, 1 year bills and all utilities already budgeted and paid for. Money for groceries for the full year and money for fuel and to make car payments. $20,000 disposable cash and $140,000 to put into purchasing inventory for my dropshipping business each year - so that I'll have another $250,000 the following year
I am only at my parents house now because I fucked up previously with purchasing $140K worth of bitcoin that I accidentally got sent to an address that was on the now defunct cryptorush exchange.
So this is not the first time
I can't tell my parents or get a loan, those routes have been exhausted
You say it's impossible, but that "impossibility" doesn't matter to me. I need to make 1000% on my money in two months. Or else im screwed
Just tell them you're a fuck up and you squandered their 90 grand, what's the worse that could happen? LOL
I didn't squander it actually, and that is very harsh.
I invested it and messed up a little and I initally made money, but got a little greedy now here I am
You need to stop trading IMMEDIATELY that is for sure. You obviously don't know what you're doing. But at least you've got those 30 coins, that's like 13 grand. That's enough to move to a new city, change your name and "start all over again" 
Maybe you're right I have only lost money trading all these god damned altcoins
I always start of making some ridiculously large amount like 50 btc but then losing an even larger amount like 100 btc so maybe you have a point there
I cannot run away, my family have helped me so I must repay them. Even if I have no profit for the year, I will give it all to them
I have just 30 BTC and I know there is a way for me to make 1000% because it seems many people here are doing just that