You're not talking about making 2% profit in 1 year, you're talking about 1000% in 2 months...
Yes 1000% is exactly what I need to make in 2 months, or else I am fucked.
Nobody can make 1000% in 2 months, not even the professional investors. Sell your losing alts, and get a job. Then perhaps you stand a chance of earning back the money you lost.