Quote from: realityfalacy on February 07, 2013, 06:33:40 AM

I know I am going to catch flak for posting this, however I am desperate. I was recently released from jail on a marijuana distribution charge, the police litteraly took everything from me. I need money to get a online business venture going, to start generating some income. The only thing I own is a 97 dodge dakota, which is useless to me at this point since i have lost my license due to the legal ramifications due to my charges.
I am doing odd jobs and seeking full time employment. I have tried getting a title loan which was unsuccessful because of my lack of employment. I can provide copy's of my passport/birth certificate, or any other state Id that you would require. I also can put my truck up as collateral.
Ive been reading alot of posts on other people asking for loans trying to prove their worth. I understand i am a "noob" with zero credibillity, i will do anything that you would require me to. Up until this point I have remained off the grid, due to the fact i was selling illegal commodity's. A bank loan is completely out of the question, since i have no credit. For the past several years i have paid everything in cash and have no verifiable documentation on banking history so I doubt a bank would give me loan. Part of the money would go to getting my sr22 insurance so i can get my occupational license to help enhance my chances of getting a job. The remaining bit coins would go into a internet venture i would rather not discuss. If anyone is willing to take a chance and help me out i would be grateful. I would appreciate any positive advice or feedback as well. Negative comments and slamming are welcomed as well, as i am sure there will be plenty and could use a good laugh at the moment.

You can get a job at McDonalds or another fast food restaurant TODAY, if you are really desperate.