Because so far the people who want to fund it want my account as collateral & they're less trusted than me. Escrow is way too much of an overkill for $2 to hold my account.
Well the people that you think is less trsted than you in this forum have the money that you need to pay for your $2 subription but you talk to them them like shit, remember that you are the one who is in need not them. Better to ask a relative to lend you $2 than ask around here with that attitude.
Would you trust that guy with your account? I have the right to be protective. I lost 13 BTC because cocky people were complaining in the gambling section that I was lying about my gambling luck and got me to deposit. I deposited, someone stole it. I won't trust anyone that easily.
Theres always an option to get an escrow and if you dont want to pay for the escrow fee theres always someone out there that is trusted and willing to hold an account with no charge. Thats unfortnate to hear that you lost 13 BTC . Cryptodatabase has funded your loan so there you go. You can lock this thread for now and open again once you paid.