Wait, are you saying that someplace out there in the wide world there's a place where I can buy cuddly from baby for BTC? Is it like a Silk Road 3 or something, because it'll surely attract government attention, and government interest means Wall Street will pay attention. That means the price is going to the moon! But with the constricted supply of BTC now that the halving is over, we'll likely see a reduction in the hash rate of baby production, which means cuddly prices will boom, too, and the cuddly buying power of BTC will deflate.

Oh, and FWIW, a mattress stuffed with papery fiat goodness is kind of cuddly, too. You could double your pleasure getting cuddly from baby on such a mattress.