Nobody could give you a report like that,
Not so much "couldn't" give me a report like that, more along the lines of "wouldn't want" to give me a report like that. Why? Easy, because it embarrassingly has foundations built from wishful thinking.For example, a person was born in a Christian environment, so the bible god must be the "correct" one.
Nothing more than wishful thinking.
No two entities could create this without being One.
Yeah, struggling with the omnipotent thing again I see.If this is gods doing we should fire him and get a new god.
Well if he wants me in heaven, God with have to drop to his knees and beg for my forgiveness, or he'll be in for a shock. 
Brace yourself for some wet end to proclaim God would never do that. How do you know he wouldn't? Answer: you don't. You just "want" God not to do that, is what you really mean.
God wants you in Heaven for your best benefit. But He won't debase Himself to you. He did die on the cross for you, when He was in the form of Jesus. But He never debased Himself to anyone, right up to the point of death.
Now that He has arisen, He will never die again. Death holds no control over Him.
You don't know how to keep yourself alive like this. You better debase yourself to Him so that you can receive life. Or die. Your choice.