Good article m8. Kind a funny and has key aspects of bitcoin mentioned.
IMO you almost got carried away with gif's

some people are on the budget with their bandwidth, ya now?
But the last paragraph is a bit poor in information, got me wonder...
Why do you think bitcoin is a bad idea in case of money laundering?
Is it the blockchain/see-through feature or something else that makes it a bad option
for this kind of activity?
If you send your bitcoins through a mixer they cannot do anything about it, so imagine when they had confidential transaction and mimblewimble and stuff like that, it will be impossible to track bitcoins, so this is not a problem for the people want to hide money. Is it ethically correct? No, but depends on the context.