All of those things are great...if you're computer savvy, which most people are not and never will be. And to that population, fiat is so much easier to use and so much more available that there's no true need for bitcoin. I do wish you luck in proselytizing, because bitcoin needs pumpers out there. I just think if you're trying to convince Joe Blow on the street that he needs to use this funky internet currency, he'll laugh in your face. Anonymity is big, but a lot of people don't care about that.
Its not necessarily about pumping or proselytizing. Some people are interested in Bitcoin and want me to explain it to them seeing as to them I am a 'Bitcoin expert'. For such situations I want to be prepared by having a good explanation of its advantages.
Anyhow I think there were some good suggestions here. I will rewrite my op and post update next week.