"Hey honey!"
"What!?!?"
"I just scammed us $4.82 in bitcoins!"
"Hot dayum I luvz u! I'll call the meth dealer asap!"
Still a better love story than Twilight...
D-d-do you think we should write a screenplay? Like right now? Right on this thread? I don't see anything else productive coming out of it.
Absolutely. But there's no werewolves or vampires. That's all been done to death. Instead, it's about a girl who falls in love with a boy, only to find out he's actually a human Bitcoin! And his family is at war with the Litecoins.
Ok but this has to appeal to the masses so when we mention bitcoin make sure that it's an evil connotation. So maybe he murders people in exchange for more bitcoins until he himself becomes a bitcoin? It's ok as long as it's negative.
Edit: and when they type a lot on screen make it really intense by saying things like "mainframe" and make sure every keystroke goes beep or boop. People love that shit.