Lightning-type write caching is definitely an innovation.
Ok, for a "techno-trainspotter" I accept you might see that as "innovative", at least on the level of...
TaoOfSpamtoshi
...which (apologies to Tao) I'll admit is one of your slightly more entertaining ones. (We need to open a special section in 'Urban Dictionary' for those).
Sorry I pricked your sense of pride w.r.t. "innovative technologies" b.t.w.. I'll try to be more sensitive in future

Still have nothing snotty to say about MAST? Probably because you have no clue what it is.
Still no FUD to spew about Rootstock? Quick, better think of something because it'll be here long before Dash Evolution.
I'm very proud of Satoshi and the rest of Team Core's accomplishments, although my role was merely trainspotting, hodling, and cheerleading.
Regardless, your mischaracterizations of those accomplishments as 'not innovative' are misleading and risible FUD.
EG, try disabling the write-caching on your hard drive and let me know how you like living without that
innovation tier.

But we understand you must bitterly cling to
your cargo cult's cherished self-serving doctrine of "
Bitcoin Can't InnovateTM" no matter what.