Quote from: smoothie on December 04, 2016, 04:54:47 AM

Quote from: volyova on December 03, 2016, 04:46:40 PM

Quote from: astmandu on December 02, 2016, 01:54:29 PM

Quote from: iCEBREAKER on December 02, 2016, 07:59:54 AM

Quote from: volyova on December 01, 2016, 02:40:42 PM

did you know that 38% of americans could not point to england on a global map?

LOL bruv, I'll whup yer arse in a geography (or Doctor Who) pub quiz, anytime, any place, and in any state of inebriation.

Did you know the population of the US is measured in the 100s of millions?

Did you know that "more is different?"

Did you know we Yanks (respecting our English heritage) politely refer to that low-information 38% as the "legacy of slavery?"

Would you believe I can do a passable Northern (Manchester/Scottish) brogue, Celtic (Welsh/Irish) lilt, and London Cockney?

And I've never spend more than a few hours mucking about Old Blighty, while on layover at Heathrow. Wink

Could you match my range of American accents, which ranges from Deep Southern to (all regions of) Texan, to Californian TV English?

Naw princess, you could never. So rest assured our top 62% is >> than your 100%. Kiss

Great trolling though. Keep up the good work, especially on the Dash thread! Cool

Man, your arrogance is a perfect example of the stereotype many foreigners stereotype about us Americans. Nice job, pal. And you know what? American's in general actually don't know jack about what's happening in the world, or even in the States. Don't worry, we know YOU know everything...so I hope you don't take offense personally.

Funny how an offhand remark can lead to such. You americans are so prissy and defensive nowadays! Don't worry though, you can watch Game Of Thrones while your government tears up the constitution. On a related note, do you all think it is a good, or bad thing that a businessman has been able to buy the presidency of your country? Trump winning(!)has made your country a joke in the eyes of the rest of the world. My american friends, you with a brain, you must revolt. What else?

EDIT: being a multi-talent, my portfolio of passable american accents includes (but isn't limited to), noo yawk, deep south, valley girl (I like doing that one) and minnesotan. BTW there's no such thing as a manchester/scottish brogue. Completely different parts of the UK. Just so you know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQsJ8XNlxmw

Funny how my response to an off-hand remark proving the ignorance of your comment and having you respond with "you're moot" instead of an intelligent response .... Cheesy

I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.