Hello my friend,
my sister is in a deep mid-life crisis, i need money (10 BTC) to buy brain medicine. Please lend me 10BTC. I have good collateral. I own a price-winning De-Brazza´s monkey, which i am willing to give to you until i paid all my debts. The monkey is worth about 15.000 american dollar.
Kind regards
You could be jailed for selling animals worldwide and using them as a collateral. Please don't make troll threads. I hope your sister is just fine. It's fun to make everyone smile but you're not born to entertain everyone. Good Luck with your life, brother.
Oh, im not going to hurt little nippon ice tea. You will get only paperwork. Nippon ice tea must stay in fridge and enjoy