1.Please escrow the money.
2.I will have a sandwitch delivered the moment money is escrowed.
3.If it turns out to be a troll,I will leave a neutral feedback for wasting people's time and your posts should not be taken seriously.
4.Lock the thread,you still have time.
Cmon even if it is a troll. It is nice to send a nutella sandwich from europe to australia.
Dude after sending it please record yourself while you are eating it. haha