Why don´t the
FUDlers get out of the thread and buy
inflationary usage-rights for an open source protocol (YES, IT´S JUST A PROTOCOL, NO PLATFORM) - called Melonport, to help Wallstreet Asset Management Companies in cutting their expenses?
Should make much more sense from a FUDlers perspective than buying dividend-paying company shares of two Index Funds + OFM platform + Ethereum Exchange! 
Not fudding here, but MelonPort does actually have a decentralized Platform.
They released a working prototype few days ago:
http://portal.melonport.comExcept it only works with ERC20 tokens, so all the fiat and BTC is held by a centralized company anyways.
Also supply inflates by 312.5k to 625k MLN per year indefinitely, there are no dividends, no debit card, no liquidity, and platform won't be fully functional until 2019.