100% off-topic, but this is too good. Happened to me today:
Is there something wrong with me?
She wanted to buy some bitcoin from me for backpage (I think).
I was trying real hard here...even not asking a commission.
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edit: Like a monty python clip ain't it?

Sorta reminds me of the old riddle...Which weighs more--a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?