The guy complains about "assumptions in science" LOL

How about the Genesis creation account?  I'm guessing it was done by a chief goat herder who went to a cave for 40 days to pray and asked God for permission to travel back in time (only 5000 years back to the time the world was created) to see the creation and write about it.  God in his wisdom, granted the request since the guy was wacking off for 40 days straight, so God took pity on him.

Then he bought a winged horse (those were available back then because of Entropy), packed few stone tablets, an iron chisel and a hammer he picked up raiding the local village.  For oxygen storage he packed 72 pig's bladders, he put a mask made from mud and olive oil, you know to protect him from the cosmic rays.

Anyways, the lad traveled few thousand years back in time to a corner in the universe where Entropy was still high so that he could observe how the God made the universe.  He did not have to drink or eat for 6 days because Entropy allowed him to slow down his metabolic rate to minimum, yet still allowing him to chisel out the story on his tablets.

Then he traveled back in time and sold his eyewitness account to the highest bidder.  He sold his winged horse to some Arab merchant.
The horse that carried Muhammad to heaven was bred from that stock.  Everybody knows that.

Bible is a true eyewitness account.  It is written record of how the world was created by the almighty God.

Without Bible we would be lost.  All scientists check with Bible eyewitness records every day, some do that five times a day, while facing the Jerusalem.  Everybody (in my church) knows that.