Hey everyone, I'm now home, and here's my signed message confirming I'm back in control of my account:
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This is the real tonto. The one that lives in Lawrence, KS. It is 4/20/17 at 5:00pm central time (10pm UTC)
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Verified:

Welcome back to the world of Bitcointalk!
Since I haven't received any restitution by my deadline, I will start cleaning up my account as best as possible, and see if I can salvage up that bounty or something. I hope you all understand, because I feel very violated about the whole thing.
It was unlikely that you would have received anything regardless, given that you couldn't really have impacted anything that he had anyway - unless an alt is discovered with one of his addresses.