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Re: Crazy shit Bible says, crazy shit Christians say
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on 27/04/2017, 14:18:39 UTC
Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged



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ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

No, quite the opposite infact.
BADlogic says you need to not follow the bible to follow it. Not following the bible means you have to damage your testicles in order to goto heaven.

@BADlogic - I've got a metalwork vice in the workshop if you want to come round and borrow it. Just make sure you put plenty of towels and plastic sheeting down first.
I don't mind your using it, as long as you clear up the mess afterwards. And I know so much how you want to get to heaven. Just helping you out.



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LOL.  BADecker, make sure you wear only linen underwear with no wool near you (or in your case, maybe wear a wool sweater).  Otherwise you'll compromise the whole operation.  I cannot follow your BADLogic so you pick what to wear, just be careful not to damage the vise.

Leviticus 19:19 KJV

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Yee-haw, Lord has spoken!!!  Praise the Lord, pass the ammo!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA

The mental picture has me cracking up!

Of course he might like these as they might be a better fit....