In the iron age, God was no wiser than a goat herder, in the dark ages, he was no wiser than the guy who wrote the witch hammer. Before Columbus, God thought the earth was flat, and he's wish was to torture you if you thought other things...It's almost like they are making this link to all knowing wisdom up
Grow yourself an extra set of arms out of your sides. Give them hands, so that you have 4 arms rather than two. Sure, you might have to design your own clothes. But think of how handy that would be for getting things done.
God found ways to make the earth, all life, and people. You can't even grow an extra set of arms for yourself. You talk so silly about God. Are you trying to hurt His feelings intentionally?
Get your god to post a selfie? How about write a comment on this forum?
How pitiful your imaginary friend is if he can't do the simple things which we take for granted!
God isn't going to be intimidated by you to do anything.
God is so great that even His selfie would burn a hole through the whole Internet, and destroy anyone who happened to see it.
If you want to "see" God, fill yourself on the Bible..
Turn to God, now, while you have a little bit of a chance, before it is too late for you, and your defiance destroys you.
Assumptions.... you simply make assumptions based on what you want to believe.
My flying unicorn Frank says your god is a pussy!
If that is really what your flying, Frank unicorn says, when you sit on him, you are simply showing the method of the crucifixion the way the Mormons believe it.