For everyone saying 70m coins were pre-mined, you do realise there was a crowd-sale for Eth back at launch?

They bought it themselves to make launch look more legit. There is barely 100000 eth on exchanges at the moment.
Hilarious.
Some anonymous investors paid 31 591 btc back when there was no blockchain or software, just "idea" and Vitalik. Who would pay this price for "idea"? Yes, it is hilarious.
You mean like thousands of people are doing for ICOs and new coins right now? Yes, unheard of....
You think all the ICO coins sold to public only now? Some yes, some not. ICO is a most simple way to hold your pre-mine. Just set hilariously high price for pre-mined coins and you will have either big money from retards or huge pre-mine you "bought" from yourself. Usually both.
Good attempt at a deflection from my point. Not good enough though.