If a Global Moderator or Administrator encounter a well structured and reasonably intelligent question, they'll frequently whitelist you immediately and move your question to the appropriate forum for you.
As such, there is absolutely no need to "post a bunch of rubbish in here".
Perhaps this should be made more clear when you sign up then? There was no indication that this would be the case. And people seem to think that posting rubbish is necessary, because there
sure is a
lot of
it.